Weekly, each Thursday, when a new Goop article comes out I will be writing about it…I mean ragging on it. Why you ask? Well, because someone has to. You see, Gwyneth Paltrow is so out of touch reality about how real people live it takes a sarcastic comic like myself to point it out…weekly. Gwyneth speaks fluent elitist so I will be interpreting the posts the best I can. I speak fluent, broke, Jew broad so the interpretation may not be exact.
Today’s post is entitled, “The Annual Goop Closet Sale.” Gwynennie’s famous friends such as: Beyonce, Caroline De Maigret, Nicole Richie, Miranda Kerr, Kate Hudson and Gwynennie herself all donated various designer shoes (Louboutin & Stuart Weitzman) and designer clothes (Chanel, Alexader Wang, Fendi, Chole, etc.) from their own closets to raise money for Donorschoose.com which is an charity started by Charles Best, a former Bronx public school teacher to provide supplies to classrooms. I don’t have an issue with this charity at all, mind you. I just love the way Gwyneth chooses to give back. There is always something designer and pretentious about it.
So what did we learn today from “The Annual Goop Closet Sale?” We learned that if you’re rich and famous you can go into your high priced, designer, size two closet and sell outfits to other rich and famous people who are also a size two, for charity!
I can’t wait for next week’s lesson!